Nicole Kidman totally has her own personal Photoshop wizard, CGI artist and cartoonist to make her look stunningly frozen for photo shoots. She looks like she was made from a mixture of wax and Tommy Girl’s crusty sperm. Anyway, the interview is all pretty basic and boring, but Vogue did manage to ask her ass about the rumors that she’s faking her pregnancy.
Nicky just laughed at the question and said, “Just look at how I’m sitting here with my legs apart. This is the way you have to sit when you’re pregnant.” You know the pillow fell out when she spread her legs. Please, my legs are always spread. Does that mean I’m knocked up? Shit, probably.
Visit Style.com did read the rest of the interview. And here’s more of Nicky looking like a wax mannequin in an exhibit at the Natural History Museum.