Sulu, Don’t Sign Your Life Away!

June 17, 2008 / Posted by:

71-year-old George Takei and his 54-year-old man of 21 years signed their lives away today in West Hollywood, CA. George and his honey bunny, Brad Altman, will marry on September 14th. They were among the first gays to pay $70 for a marriage license which is good for 90 days.

George told reporters outside, “It’s going to be the only day like this in our lives and it is the only day like this in the history of America. May equality live long and prosper.

All this homo wedding shit is almost putting me in the mood, but I’m too much of a dumb slut to be legally promised to someone. I believe the only reason to marry a bitch is if they have more money than you. If they don’t, what’s the point?! I know, call me old-fashioned.

And “DAMN” at George being 71. Pepaw looks hot. There must be some anti-aging supplements in George’s sperm, because his man’s skin is almost perfect. George should bottle that shit. SuluJizz Cream!

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