Papa Joe Is Behind This

Peta has temporarily taken their aim off of the Trollsens and moved it on to Jessica Simpson. They are pissed off at Jess for wearing this fugly ass t-shirt the other day. Peta released this statement:

For a gal who’s best known for her less-than-stellar brains (Chicken of the Sea, anyone?) and her ability to proportionately fill out daisy dukes, I’m gonna go on record saying that if anyone had to wear a ridiculous shirt like this, I’m glad it was Jessica—as people are more likely to follow the opposite of her lead … ya know, since she’s so well respected and all (yes, that was difficult to type without tossing in a hefty LOL). Maybe the meat-eaters of the world will be embarrassed to be categorized in the same field as Jessica Simpson.

Peta goes on to list the Top 5 reasons why only “stupid girls brag about eating meat.”

1. Meat increases the risk of breast cancer
2. Real girls don’t support animal abuse
3. The meat industry is destroying the Earth
4. Meat will make you fat
5. Eating meat steals food from starving kids

You can visit their site for all the details for each of their 5 reasons.

Some seem to think that Jessica wore the shirt as a diss to Tony Romo’s ex, Carrie Underwears. This dumb twat can’t even read! Like she knows what her t-shirt says. Papa Joe told her to wear it because bitch needs press.

And all this meat talk has me craving a juicy steak with a tall glass of hamburger juice.