Kisses For Tommy Girl
June 17, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
The minute Tommy Girl sees this picture of Will Smith blowing him a kiss at the “HanCOCK”premiere in Paris last night, he’s going to pull down his Bugle Boy khakis and press his raisin hole up to the computer screen and rub until there’s no tomorrow. And that’s what Will wants since Tommy Girl couldn’t make his big premiere.
Charlize Theron is desperately trying not to breathe because Big Willy’s ball sweat breath is clogging up her nostrils. I’m expecting the Orbitz lady to pop in and say, “Have a dirty mouth? Clean it up!”
Here’s more of Big Willy, Charlize and Jason Bateman with his wifey last night.
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