How’s The Wino Doing This Morning?

June 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Camden is still without their main crackie this morning. Amy Wino went to the hospital yesterday after she “fainted” in her house. Her spokesbitch said that she’s still in the hospital after preliminary tests have proved “inconclusive.” Probably because every time they go to take blood for testing, the needle melts. They should try and take some blood from her crackhive. It looks like it has strong veins.

Her bitch went on to tell The Sun that further testing on Wino must be done before she’s released. That’s a lot of fucking testing. They are probably trying to figure out how it’s possible for someone’s veins to be completely filled with crack, heroin and delicious ice pops!

Hopefully, they will soak her hand in a tub of Oxy and bleach while she’s in there. Her claw looks like it came from the grave.

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