Bunny War!

June 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Unfortunately, this is not a post featuring cute pictures of little, furry bunnies dressed as soldiers with plastic guns. This is about a different bunny. A bunny with yellow polyester hair, robot eyes and fake chichis. The Playboy bunny! TMZ reports that it’s war between Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson of “The Girls Next Door.” A source said that everyone on the set of the show hates Holly, especially Kendra. Can’t the robot and the dyke just get along?!

Holly and Kendra are fucking up shoots since they fight all the time. Producers are getting sick of trying to film around it. Uh….what’s wrong with filming the fight itself! Who doesn’t love a good bunny fight. Throw them in a cage with a couple of carrots.

Holly who is Hef’s #1 bunny has even started showing her dick around the magazine. She apparently wants more and more editorial control and longtime employees are not having it.

The other bunny, Bridget, tries to keep the peace. Yeah, popping pills every 5 minutes can do that to a person.

Holly needs to stop the fighting and start the plotting! This bitch should be knocked up with Hef’s spawn by now! She doesn’t have much time before he goes off to the great, big bunny field in the sky. She should be trying to get oil out of his dry well, not fighting with Kendra’s fake hip-hop ass.

I say, send them all back to wear they came from, the day-shift at Hooters!

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