Put on your sunglasses. Keanu Reeves is one bright bitch. He probably uses SPF: Bitch Don’t Even Think Of Going Into The Sun. It is nice to see Keanu in the water though. Unfortunately, fleas and scabies can swim, but at least he’s washing off some of his stank. You know that girl with him came out of the water dirtier than when she went in.
Keanu is also more interested in picking the street shit out of his fingernails than looking at his topless friend.
Oh and to answer my own question, DUH! I’d have to apply oven cleaner to my skin after fucking with filthy ass Keanu, but it would be worth it.
Here’s Keanu with topless friend on the French Riviera today.