Trouble Got Screwed!

June 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Stop what you’re doing right now and get on the phone to your congressman, pimp, sugar daddy or whomever! Trouble is in trouble! As you know, Leona Helmsley left her beloved poochie $12 million and screwed her grandchildren for “for reasons which are known to them.

Well, some dumb bitch of a judge stole $10 million of Trouble’s cash! Okay, he didn’t really steal it, but he overturned her will and gave $10 million to charity and $6 million to her two gold digging grandchildren.

Trouble has been left with a pathetic $2 million. That judge basically put Trouble in the damn poor house! Now she has to move out of her mansion and into the women’s shelter.

The judge decided to fuck over Trouble after Leona’s dumb grandchildren filed papers in March claiming she was crazy in the brains when she signed her will in 2005. They worked out a deal with the HBICs of Leona’s estate that if they withdrew their objection, the will would be changed. The deal was signed off by a judge and the Attorney General’s Office.

Trouble’s caretaker, Carl Lekic, told the New York Post that $2 million should be enough for her. He said her annual expenses are only $190,000 which includes guardian fee, security, grooming, food and medical care. So he’s in on it too?

These people should be ashamed of themselves! When you see a raggedy Trouble roaming the streets of Florida shouting, “old clothes for sale,” you know who is to be blame.

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