WTF?! That bitch of a wave had the chance of a lifetime. It could have easily swallowed the cunt of all cunts, Katherine Heeeeeiiiiggggggl. That wave disappointed me. It will never get the chance again.
Heigl is currently in Mexico with her hairy ass husband. You know she’s bitching and whining about how they only have Mexican food in Mexico.
I really hope some waiter bitch is smart enough to swap her bottled water for local Mexican water. That’s the only good that can come out of this trip now that the wave totally effed up.