Leave The Children Out Of It!

June 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Lance Armstrong has been knocking his ball against Kate Hudson’s yes-yes hole for all of 10-seconds and they are already hanging out with each other’s kids. Kate and her son, Ryder, joined Lance and his kids in Toronto this weekend for a charity bike ride. On Saturday, the whole crew went out for ice cream.

Damn, those children must be confused. I hope Kate and Lance don’t expect them to learn names. They should just say, “Honey. This is Boyfriend #315, but you can call him 315 for short.”

Below are more pictures of Kate with her son in Toronto. And yes they use the same hairdresser and the same flat-iron. I’ve also thrown in pictures of the boring duo going to an Iron Maiden concert in NYC last night. Iron Maiden. Enough said.

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