St. Angelina is reportedly in talks with Coty to put out her own line of skank juice in a bottle. A source said, “Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her.”
Hmmm… let’s see. Angie’s stank liquid will probably smell like baby diarrhea, gun powder, Brad Pitt’s pussy juices, Jenny Aniston’s tears and James Haven’s saliva.
Seriously, the makers of this crap should keep it simple and save their money. They can easily bottle up Angie’s dirty bath water in used yogurt containers and charge thousands of dollars a pop. Brangaloonies would mortgage their homes and sell their own children just for a fucking ounce of that shit.