International supermodel sensation Phoebe Price was gracious enough to bestow a little chicken cutlet glamour to the Lakers vs. Celtics game last night. How does she find the time to stand outside of arenas and pose for pictures? You know she probably didn’t go inside. She just went back to her car and then drove to Arby’s for dinner. I’m joking! PP was probably guest of honor! She’s a good luck charm and thanks to her, the Lakers won. Whatever that means.
Wait, shouldn’t PP be at the prestigious offices of her high-powered litigation management team discussing the upcoming trial of the century against Chanel?! PP! Stop entertaining your public and start working on clearing your good name!