Burger King Gold Card?!

June 16, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Hugh Laurie gave an interview to The Times and he talked about how strange fame is and shit. He said, “[Being famous means that] you can get a table in a restaurant. But then you’ve got to go past a line of people who can’t get a table – and that’s a bad feeling. I’ve [been given] a Burger King Gold Card.”

Say what?! Apparently, this Burger King Gold Card will get you an endless supply of free burgers for life. Your way. Jay Leno is also the proud recipient of one, even though that whore is the last person who needs a card for free burgers.

A BK Gold Card may sound delicious, but your toilet will not appreciate that shit. Literally.

This is just another example of rich ass celebrities getting dumb crap for free. What’s next?! A Con Edison Platinum card for free electricity? I shouldn’t joke. They probably already have that.

VIA ONTD

Tags: Hunks, I Don't Like Jokes, Jennifer Love Hewitt

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