Another Day, Another Drama

June 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino packed up her portable crack pipe and a few yards of dead horse hair and headed for the clinic this afternoon after fainting at her home. UsWeekly reports that after Wino fell down or whatever, her daddy took her to the hospital.

Her spokesbitch said, “Bitch just ODed for the 1000th time. No bigee.”

Naw, her rep really sad, “Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted. Fortunately, her manager’s assistant was there to stop her falling. She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution. Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests.

Bitch probably fainted because her crackhive weighs about 15 tons! The doctors are going to have to perform an emergency crackhive extraction. After that, they will change out Wino’s blood again. She does that quarterly.

Her rep went on to say that she may have to stay in the hospital overnight for observation. She was probably all giddy at the thought of a morphine drip. They seriously need to close the door, lock it and pray for the best.

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