At the launch of his new album (yeah, he has those), Billy Bob Thornton tried to make a funny about his ex-wife Angelina Jolie.
BB said, “She is just going through a high school phase. You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.”
Why would she ever go back to that wax corpse? Besides, Brad Pitt is going to look like that in a couple of years after Angie’s vagina finishes sucking all the hot out of him.
And Brad is anything but the quarterback of the football team. He’s the deep-thinking drama fag who cuts class to smoke cloves behind the locker room. Angie is obviously the faux goth chick who wears a different “The Cure” shirt to school every day. And Billy Bob is the skeezy wood shop teacher who always tells the girls how “pretty they look” and keeps a tube of KY inside his desk at all times.