Where Was Prince Hot Ginge?

June 15, 2008 / Posted by:

A British royal skank went on a drunken streaking rampage on the grounds of their fancy ass boarding school this weekend. Unfortunately, it wasn’t Prince Hot Ginge. He was too busy sucking vodka through his urethra. It was Princess Eugenie, daughter of Fergie and sister of Princess Bug Eyes.

18-year-old Eugenie was found “frolicking” under the moon with a bunch of friends. That’s so….Shakespearean. One of the HBICs woke up and busted their bare asses.

A source said, “She and the others were told they had to go home and only return to take their exams. There were not enough staff on Saturdays and Sundays to supervise them, and they were told they couldn’t be trusted to behave.” Yeah, because they are so bad ass!

Oh Eugenie, you so scandalous! Seriously, that’s child’s play shit! I was running around naked and drunk when I was like 2. Shit, I think we all are. Eugenie needs to step it up. Do some ho shit.

Next time, she needs to bring Prince Hot Ginge along, get him to take it all off and document it with a 4-person camera the crew. The world desperately needs to see video footage of the elusive hot ginge creature in all its naked glory.

Thanks Mathew

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