Kid Rock Is Thirsty

June 15, 2008 / Posted by:

These dumb celebrity twats are always fucking drying out. Stupid ass Kid Pebble went to the hospital in England on Friday night because he was dehydrated and suffering from stomach cramps. Diarrhea! Kid was about to take the stage at a music festival when the audience was told he was too sick to perform. He should have just taken the stage anyway and sang “The Diarrhea Song!” “When you’re sittin in your Chevy and you feel something heavy… When you’re sitting in class and you feel somethingsplash…DIARRHEA!!

Kid was apparently out partying the night before until the wee hours. Didn’t his mommy teach him to drink at least one glass of water in between coke lines? I swear! These idiot bitches know nothing about nothing.

Below is Kid leaving a bar on Thursday. This whore needs to sign up for a class with Harvey Price (see below) on how to properly flip a bitch off.

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