Kate Beckinsale Hates Her Fat Ass

June 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Kate Beckinsale has refused to show her bare ass in her new movie “Whiteout.” It’s not because she’s shy or has a hairy ass. Kate seems think her ass is just too fat for the big screen. What ass?! Yeah, it’s fucking gigantic. She makes Kim Kardashian’s ass look a surfboard.

According to the Daily Mail, Kate made the producers hire a $2,000 a day booty double. They should have tricked Kate’s crazy ass and hired Kim Kardashian as her booty double.

A source on the movie said, “Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it.”

Hopefully, she’s one of those chicks that says shit like “I’m so fat,” just so people can coo over them and say, “No, you’re not!!! You’re pefect.” If not, then she’s fucking certifiable.

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