Judging A Book By Its Cover

June 14, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The fake book cover above didn’t qualify for a “Photoshop Award” because I’m pretty sure this shit was made with MSPaint and not Photoshop. Judging by its cover, you know this movie is going straight to the clearance section at Blockbuster. It has “blue light special” written all over it. Anyway, the prop book featuring a knocked HoHan on the cover was made for her new soon-to-be Razzie nominated movie, “Labor Pains” aka “Someone Had To Give This Sad Bitch A Job.”

This movie looks like it was paid for using food stamps and WIC vouchers. Cheap! Was HoHan’s wardrobe provided by Fashion Bug?

And the look on her face in the fake book cover says it all, “What the hell kind of fuckery did I get myself into?”

On that note, my homo ass needs to get on a plane and pray that I don’t get sick. I always seem to walk off from a flight with the flu and an ass cramp. Shut the hell up! I know what you’re thinking. Anyway, I’ll post more shit when I land.

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