Georgie Has Already Moved On

June 14, 2008 / Posted by:

The ink on Sarah Larson’s final invoice is barely dry and George Clooney has already moved on! That’s what Page Six claims anyway. A source told them that Georgie started dating some other chick months before he dumped Sarah’s mannequin ass.

The source went on to say that George knew he was going to cancel Sarah’s contract, but kept the relationship going, so that she could get a little more shine in the spotlight. He thought it would help her “career.” Yeah, her career as America’s #1 ho.

Clooney’s new piece has been described as blonde and in her mid-30s. Hmmm…blonde….,,in her mid-30s? Wait! He’s totally dating the woman of his dreams, Brad Pitt! I know Brad is 40-something, but in dark lighting he could pass for 30s. Angie Jolie better tell Maddox to get his guns out. It’s war.

Seriously, Georgie’s spokesbitch responded by saying, “How does one as public as George secretly date anyone?” He’s been secretly smashing dudes for a long ass time and has pretty much gotten away with it. It ain’t hard to keep secrets. That’s what S&M dungeons are for!

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