Today Is Not The Day

June 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Just now I opened up my e-mail to find some shit from Star Magazine with the subject: Sean Connery Rushed to Hospital. Oh hell no! I was about to run outside, search for a baby squirrel and slap the nuts out of it! Thankfully, I read the rest of the e-mail before attacking an innocent animal.

Legendary James Bond star Sean Connery was taken to Northern Westchester Hospital in Mount Kisco, N.Y., on Friday afternoon after suffering a fractured foot during a golf outing, Star has learned exclusively.

When contacted, a rep for the 77-year-old Scottish actor said, “He’s fine.”

Phew! This shit was a close one. I mean, it is Friday the 13th and I’m still waiting for some fucked up shit to go down.

I can still fulfill one of my life goals of getting it on with every single James Bond.

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