There’s No Way This Bitch Plays “Trust Games”

June 13, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

The other day, I posted pictures of drunk ass Naomi Campbell falling down in Italy. Her agent claims she wasn’t drunk and gave the dumbest excuse ever.

The agent told The Sun, “It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.”

Does her agent think we were just beaten over the head with a Blackberry? Like Naomi plays “trust games.” The bitch doesn’t trust anyone! She probably gives the mean eye to her mirror reflection thinking its giving her dirty looks.

Besides, nobody with a pulse would play that game with Naomi. If you dropped her ass, you might as well call your family and tell them to make funeral arrangements.

Trust games?! Try again!

Image: INFDaily.com

Tags: Naomi Campbell

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