Jennifer Garner and her daughter, Violet, were shopping for boring shit in Brentwood yesterday when Jen accidentally locked her keys in the car, along with her daughter. Drama! This is probably the most exciting thing to happen to them in yeeeeeaaars.
You know Violet just want some “me time.” It’s probably exhausting being around Jen all the time. She strikes me as one of those people that is always cheery and positive. Like all the time. You just want to shake those people and say, “Call me a dumb bitch! Slap me! Shoot me! Anything!” They would respond by saying, “I’m going to go take a walk and let you cool off.” ACK! Those kind of bitches drive me crazy.
Anyway, Violet eventually figured out how to open the door and all was fine. Boooring.