She’s Finally Going To Get Some!

June 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Supermodel Adriana Lima claims she’s a virgin. Yeah, me too. Adriana has dated Lenny Kravitz and Derek Jeter. I doubt those two slut bags would be down with that. Anyway, Adriana has reason to rejoice! She’s finally going to get laid! Adriana’s boyfriend of 9 months, basketball star Marko Jaric, asked her to be his wifey last night. And of course she said yes. Shit, I think her vagina screamed, “FUCK YES!!!

Her spokesbitch told People, “He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love.” Blah…blah!

Hopefully her wedding night will be everything she ever dreamed of! That’s if Marko can find her chocha. I mean, he’s a little cross-eyed. She’s going to have to queef in order for him to find it.

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