Pussy And Bear: A Love Story

June 13, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

This afternoon has been filled with some fucked up news, so here’s a little something to warm the cock of your heart. I know it’s cockles, but I like cock better. Always have.

The Daily Mail brings us this lovely story of Muschi the pussy and Maeuschen the bear from the Berlin Zoo. The two met 8 years ago and they’ve been best friends ever since.

The two were only separated once and it was hell for the both of them. Last October, Maeuschen was transferred to a cage while her living space is being renovated. Muschi stayed by the bear’s cage all day and all night. The zookeepers finally decided to let Muschi inside Maeuschen’s cage. The two immediately had a quick cuddle and now they’re happy again.

The zoo hos said they do absolutely everything together. They will both be released back into the living space this month.

I wonder how they do sex to each other? I’m joking! They don’t love each other like that!

Tags: Animal Stories

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