Morning Wood

June 13, 2008 / Posted by:

This shit belongs in the MET! Chicken Cutlets’ cotty cheese gets the high-art treatment – Gallery of the Absurd

Nicky Kidman going on Project Runway? – Lainey Gossip

St. Angelina and St. John have broken up – I’m Not Obsessed

Kim Kardashian is a rotten ass banana – Popoholic

Joel won’t marry Nicole Richie until she becomes a Christian – Celebitchy

Marky Mark says he’s too old to rap, but he’s not too old to strip. Take it off – ICYDK

The fuck? Jay-Z sued for “whisper rapping” – Holy Moly!

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