Hot Daddies

June 13, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Pitt smelling pit! In of honor of Daddy Day, AOL has named the 15 hottest dads in Hollyweird. And of course, Brad Pitt topped the list. Likely story! The list is pretty basic and I disagree with most of it! Here’s their choices:

1. Brad Pitt – Blah!
2. David Beckham – Eh!
3. Johnny Depp – Sure!
4. Will Smith – Huh? It should be Jada and not Will!
5. Matt Damon – Zzzzz!
6. Ryan Phillipe – Smells!
7. Ben Affleck – (see Damon)
8. Joel Madden – Barf!
9. Seal – OK!
10. Patrick Dempsey – Who?!
11. Barack Obama – (see Dempsey)
12. Gavin Rossdale – He’s still alive?
13. Tommy Girl – WTF?! HELL NAW! UNHOLY FUCKERY!
14. Tobey Maguire – Ewww!
15. Mark Consuelos – (see Obama)

I’ve put together my own list. This list speaks the TRUTH!

1. Rojo Caliente – She’s also #1 in my hottest moms list!
2. Dreamboat Doherty – Sexiest daddy alive!
3. Clay Gayken – Technically not a daddy yet, but I thought I’d get a head start!
4. Hot Pregnant Dude – (see Gayken)
5. Jim Bob Duggar – He has like 100 kids, so he deserves some recognition!

Take that, AOL!

Tags: Beautifulest, Brangelina, Hotness, Hunks, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Pepaws, Reality TV, Talk Shows

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