They Belong Together

June 12, 2008 / Posted by:

Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are back together and giving their love another shit (typo, but keeping it). This is the 12,345th time they’ve tried to make it work, but who’s counting?

Tommy told Rolling Stone, “Pamela and the kids have moved in with me. It’s awesome, man. It’s definitely working. You can tell on the kids’ faces — they’re happy when we’re together.

They’ve both fucked everyone else in Hollywood, what’s left to fuck? They should seriously just tie their genitals together and stay put! They are the hep love story of our time!

Romeo & Juliet, Antony & Cleopatra, King Arthur & Guinevere, Rhett & Scarlett and Pammy & Tommy. They totally fit.

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