The Crackhive Lives!

June 12, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

When your crackhive weighs more than you do, it’s time to go in for a little trim. I mean, homegirl is hiding an entire meth lab in there. I think the natural disaster in Marky Mark’s new shit show, “The Happening” is actually Wino’s hive. I’m waiting for the day that the thing gets up off her head and runs off screaming, “Free at last!”

In other Crackie of Camden news, two whores have been charged for providing drugs to Wino. The charges stem from a video of Wino smoking crack that was leaked by The Sun in January. Wino was arrested last month over the video, but she was quickly released and not charged.

John Blagrove and Cara Burton were charged with “two counts of conspiracy to supply Class A drugs, namely cocaine and MDMA.”

Wino and Dreamboat Doherty really need to join forces permanently. Together they will rule the word because they can do no wrong! Supercrackies!

Tags: Amy Winehouse

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