HoHan With A Bump
June 12, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
I really hope this baby gets SamRo’s black roots and HoHan’s glowing sand paper skin. It would be such a beauty. No, HoHan isn’t knocked up with SamRo’s love child and it isn’t coke bloat. HoHan is wearing a Katie Holmes bump for her new movie. She’s also picking her ass while holding a big box of cookies. Multitasker!
In other HoHan news, she’s reportedly telling friends that her relationship with SamRo has calmed her down. She’s quoted as saying, “She’s an amazing friend. I can have a great time just having a quiet meal with her. I feel like I don’t need anything else.” She’s forgetting the moustache ride. A quiet meal and a moustache ride. That’s all you really need in life!
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