Shauna Sand is kicking herself with her own exquisite lucite heels for not coming up with this mess! Some bitches have come out with high heels for your baby tranny! Heelarious High Heels are “extremely funny, completely soft, fully functional high heel crib shoes” that come in only one size (0-6 months).
You know, maybe this isn’t such a bad idea. Train your prostitot to walk in these things and then buy her one of those pole dancing toys. With just a few hours of practice a day, she’ll be ready to work the clubs full-time. After a few weeks, you can quit your job, stay home and watch Maury while your baby pays the bills.
Seriously, this shit is not “heelarious.”