Christian Audigier of Ed Hardy loves giving tacky ass clothing lines to crazy people! There was rumors he was going to work with Brit Brit on a t-shirt line and now he’s in clothing line talks with the Queen of Crazy herself, Jacko! And no, they aren’t putting out a line of straitjackets.
A source told Life & Style, “It’s still in the developing stages, but it’s going to be big. This will be a major comeback for Michael. He’s dedicating a lot of his time and money to this venture.”
What money?! He probably got a loan from Bubbles, but vendors aren’t going to like it when he tries to pay in bananas.
What the hell kind of fugly ass shit is he going to design anyway? Military pants with easy access holes and special pockets to hold your Jesus Juice? “Don’t Tell Anyone” t-shirts and underoos? Not right.