Angelina Jolie did a long ass interview with Entertainment Weekly. She talks about everything, so I’m just going to post a few choice quotes, because reading the whole thing gave me a Brangie headache.
On Maddox’s fascination with war and guns: “Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. He’s all into war and guns. So for Mother’s Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It’s really cute. I think it’s really good!”
Somebody let the NRA know that we’ve found a successor for Charlton Heston!
On wearing a vial of Billy Bob’s blood around her neck:
“No! It was never a vial anyway. It was like a flower press. It was like from a slight cut on your finger and you press your fingerprint in. It was kind of a sweet gesture. I thought it was kind of romantic!”
Boring! I like the idea of a vial of blood so much better.
On how she’s going to handle 6 kids:
“Well, we weren’t expecting twins! So it did shock us, and we jumped to six quickly. But we like a challenge. We really don’t know. His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help. And fortunately we can hire help if we need it, but we’re going to try as we usually do to balance it as well as we can. The only thing for us when a new child comes home is just balancing the others.”
No help from James Haven or Daddy Voight? Snap!
On her sex life while being knocked up:
“It’s great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you’re just so round and full.”
Blah…blah…we know you’re perfect!
On how she introduces Brad since they aren’t married:
“We have that problem all the time. I say ”partner” sometimes. ”Father of my children” is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ”So, your wife this, your husband that.” We’ve stopped correcting everybody. It’s not a big intentional thing not to marry.”
Or she just introduces him as “her bitch.” That works too.
On Brad’s tattoo:
“I drew that. We went to Davos. It’s not that we were bored at the World Economic Forum, but one night we didn’t have anything to do, so I was drawing on his back.”
They have nights where they have nothing to do?! I don’t believe it!
On being worshipped by some and hated by others:
“I’d like to think it’s because I’m not neither here nor there in my life. I think anybody that makes a decision about where they stand is going to cause strong opinions about them. But I think that’s what you should be hoping for in life, so I take that as a very good sign. That some people support me and some people really don’t like me tells me that I’m making decisions and I’m standing strong for something I believe in. I’m making choices in life. And that’s the right thing to do.”
Even Angelina is a Brangaloonie!
I’m sure I missed a bunch of other quotes, so click here to read the entire interview if you give a fuck. Or you can just ask your local Brangaloonie. I’m sure they’ve memorized the whole thing already. It’s not a bad interview. I only rolled my eyes a couple of times.