I wish Hulk Hogan’s soul searching would lead him to the middle of the Serengeti. The last thing this dumb bitch needed to do was to go on Larry King. And that’s exactly what he did last night. The dreary leather bag talked about everything from the jail house phone calls that leaked to the media’s unfair coverage of his son’s case.
When asked about the tape of him saying that John Graziano (the victim) must have done something bad for God to punish him like this, Hulk responded, ““It’s in God’s hands. Did I say things wrong? Yes. I said them incorrectly.”
Hulk continued to use God’s name, “This is in God’s hands. I believe things happen for a reason. This is to make Nick a better person. In my belief, this is to make John a better person.” WTF?! Somebody needs to wire his jaw shut the same way Tammy from The Real World: Los Angeles wired her shit shut. Hulk Hogan’s speaking rights have been revoked!
At the end of the interview, Hulk started to break down. Of course he did. He probably pictured Linda Hogan naked as is “breakdown” inspiration.
In case you give an eff, click here to see all the clips from last night’s show. And is it just me or does Hulk’s lawyer looks like he’s just stepped out from Donald Trump’s House of Beauty?