Stop Him Before It’s Too Late!

June 11, 2008 / Posted by:

As you already know and have been grossed out by, Gayken is expecting a papoose with his 50-year-old female friend, Jaymes Foster. Jaymes still hasn’t popped out Gayken’s spawn, but they are already planning to have more using advanced IVF therapy. A source said that the two lesbos have frozen their eggs and sperm for future fun.

Imagine what that freezer looks like? It’s probably like Gay Pride Antarctica up in there. Gayken’s spermies are entertaining Jaymes’ fruit fly eggs with a full-on tribute to Cher.

The source said that Gayken and James really want two kids, so they are hoping to conceive again in March. That way Jaymes will pop another out in December 2009. “They’re both incredibly successful and wealthy, so money is certainly no object. And he just adores children. He is going to make a wonderful and caring father. There’s no doubt about that,” said the source.

One is enough for Gayken! He’s probably trying to create the gay version of The Osmonds. Scratch that. The Osmonds are the gay version of The Osmonds.

How I wish I was in the delivery room when baby Gayken comes popping out and takes one look at his hot daddy. He’s going to scream, “I’m going back in!

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