Pawn Your Cat!

Have a couple more cups of extra-strong coffee before watching this video of “YouTube Superstar” and the owner of the craziest crazy eyes in all the land, Tricia Walsh-Smith ranting about something other than her pepaw husband.

This time Tricia takes aim at filmmaker Mary Allen, who helped make her first YouTube video. The video that catapulted her from crazy-eyed crazy to……well….crazy-eyed crazy with millions of YouTube views.

Tricia shot this latest video in the stairwell of her apartment because she’s not allowed to film inside. The red light really brings out the insanity in her eyes. Anyway, Tricia is mad that Mary has put up her own YouTube video claiming she’s the mastermind behind the first video! Tricia wants to cease and desist! I love the way she says that. Ceeeeeseeee and deeeesist!

Tricia calls up Mary and leaves some rambling ass message ending with, “Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you’ll need the money!” Leave the pussy out of it! And can Tricia please let me know the name of the place I can pawn my pet at, because I could use the extra cash.

You need to watch Tricia’s eyes as she’s screaming into her phone. I swear she’s seeing things only she can see.

I love this insane bitch! And is Harvey Fierstein her camera man and cell phone helper? I swear that’s his voice.