One Powdered Brow

June 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Beyonce is behind this! She called up Solange (collect, of course) and said, “Hi Soly. I know you want to look extra hot on TRL, so I’m going to give you a little style tip. It’s all the rage in Europe! Hop your ass down to the nearest Duane Reade and pick up some generic baby powder. Don’t buy Johnson’s either. You can’t afford that shit! Then take a q-tip and put that shit all over your eyebrow. Everyone will love it and maybe you’ll sell more than 5 CDs. Ciao Ciao!

I mean, why does Solange have one powdered brow? If this was HoHan, we would know she just got a little too close to the Colombian sugar mound, but this is Solange we’re talking about! She doesn’t even know what coke looks like!

That being said, Solange has the right idea and I’m off to powder one brow.

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