Ken Paves Should Be Dick Slapped For This!
June 11, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Ken Paves needs to bury his turtle head into the sand for allowing Jessica Simpson to go outside looking like that! It would take Paves a quick minute to touch up those roots. I bet he cums hair bleach, so a couple of strokes and Jessica is all set! Even the hot bitch behind Jessica is embarrassed to be seen with her. She’s thinking, “I’m glad I came with Jessica. This haggard bitch is making me look hot!”
Here’s Jess with her hot bitch of a friend arriving at Nobu in NYC last night. Oh and her fug ass purse looks like a placemat made from vinyl swatches.
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