George Clooney Does Not Like Fake Chichis

June 11, 2008 / Posted by:

Sarah Larson reportedly got some titty sacks put in early last month. Above is a picture of Sarah in March and then Sarah late last month. Fake chichis! A source told In Touch that Sarah’s new ones could have had something to do with George Clooney breaking up with her ass.

A source said, “George really didn’t want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed.”

She probably should have realized things weren’t heading in the right direction when George said, “Don’t get fake titties, but do you mind having a dick installed instead?” Poor Sarah. So pretty, yet so dumb.

The source also said Sarah didn’t find out about the break-up until she read it in the media. That’s bullshit! Sarah can’t read!

Sarah isn’t letting a little break-up get her down. She’s moving on to bigger and better things, “She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she’s famous, she’d never go back to cocktailing.

Oh, she’ll go back to “cocktailing” eventually. But now that she’s a famous ho, she can up her price!

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