Dreamboat Gets Plastered

June 11, 2008 / Posted by:

And not in the way he usually gets plastered! The Sun reports that Dreamboat spent hours in plaster for a new sculpture of himself. Dreamboat wants a marble statue of himself on a cross like Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is right! Dreamy will debut the work at his solo London show on July 12th. The minute that statue goes up, the earth will crumble and the angels will cry.

The work is meant to symbolize his crucifixion by the media. Dreamy’s artist friend, Nick Reynolds, is the one who came up with the idea. Probably after a long night of playing spin the crack pipe. Nick will use the plaster cast of Dreamy to make the masterpiece.

When I first saw these pictures, I thought Dreamy was making a real doll of himself for my private enjoyment. I was going to throw out my Carrot Top real doll to make room for Dreamy’s. Wishful thinking.

This is reason #345,769 why you shouldn’t smoke crack! Methinks Dreamboat is going to receive a cease and desist from Jesus Christ himself.

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