I have to hand it to the movie executives that came up with this shit. Genius! They should get a complimentary footjob and Jamba Juice. Anyway, UsWeekly reports that Angie Jo and Jennifer Aniston will whip out their dicks and battle it out on October 24th. Both of these bitches have movies coming out on the same day. Angie’s “The Changeling” will be out in limited release the same day Jenny’s “He’s Not That Into You: The Jennifer Aniston Story” comes out. Okay, I totally fucked with the title of Jenny’s movie. But you know that was the working title!
Brandon Gray of Box Office Mojo thinks Jenny’s going to win the battle, “Aniston is more relatable to moviegoers and can star in these romantic comedies or dramas more successfully than Jolie. Angelina has tried to have variety in her career, but time and time again, she goes back to these vixen or bad girl roles. She’s had some success in those, but when she’s strayed from it, she’s flopped.” Brandon meet the wrath of the Brangaloonies. Have fun!
Fuck both of these twats! Let’s go support our main homegirl, Zac Efron, in High School Musical 3 instead. That buttfuck fiesta comes out on the same day.