Slap The Douche!

June 10, 2008 / Posted by:

When I get together with my friends, we usually do each other’s nails, drink Bartles & Jaymes and make friendship bracelets. Straight douchetards like Shia LaBeouf do things a little differently. They get hammered on Bud, call each other “faggot” and dare their “dawg” to bitch slap them.

Shia using the word “faggot” doesn’t bother me as much as that puny bitch slap. Alexis Carrington could deliver a better slap. If you get the opportunity to slap a douche, make it count.

VIA ONTD

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