Peta Loves The Olsens

June 10, 2008 / Posted by:

The glamour twin trolls known as MK and Ashley Olsen are turning 22 this Friday and Peta wants your help in creating the perfect Birfday gift. Peta has asked sluts to send the Olsens a piece of their hair with the note, “Please, use my hair instead of the animals’. Happy birthday.” Sucio! Wait, does pubic hair count? I can’t promise that there won’t be a dead crab on it, but that’s their problem!

Peta, who has devoted an entire website to “The Trollsens” said, “Mary-Kate and Ashley are old enough now to know that fur doesn’t grow on trees. We hope that on their birthday, they will take a moment to think about the many animals who won’t live to see another birthday thanks to the twins’ abominable taste in clothes.”

Methinks that on their Birfday they are going to eat a couple of cows, skin a few rabbits, stuff a few raccoons and whip a few kittens. They will do all of this while laughing at Peta.

Seriously, those Olsen bitches will probably take your hair, make a wrap out of it and wear it over their chinchilla fur. I’m going to send those greasy ass trolls some soap and shampoo instead!


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