Madge Brings Out The Big Guns

June 10, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

And I’m not talking about her freaky tentacles! Holy Moly! reports that Madge has hired a real shark to handle her divorce from Guy Ritchie. She’s reportedly working with Paul McCartney’s divorce attorney, Nicholas Mostyn QC. Madge met with Nicholas at his offices in London 10 days ago. She really should’ve hired Heather Mills instead. Heather will do anything to win including pouring water all over the other counsel. That’s dedication.

Madge and Guy have apparently grown apart. Guy is busy trying to make movies and Madge is busy putting out crap music.

Also, Holy Moly! seems to think that there isn’t a pre-nup in place. I refuse to believe this shit right here. The woman is worth a gazillion dollars or something like that. She loves money more than anything else. She probably sleeps with the pre-nup. She doesn’t cuddle with her husband, but she cuddles with her pre-nup. There’s no way she’s going to let any bitch get near her fortune.

Tags: Drunks, Madonna, Paris Hilton, Splits

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