Everybody’s Doing It

Honor Marie Warren has barely escaped from MiserAlba’s snatch and she’s already being forced to pose for a magazine shoot. Every other celebwhore pimps out their babies right after they pop out, MiserAlba isn’t any different. I blame Cash Warren. I also blame him for Honor’s name. He doesn’t want to be the only one in the family with an effed up name.

Before MiserAlba gave birth, she told The New York Daily News that she’s not really talking to any magazines about baby pictures, “I haven’t really gotten any (offers) — not that I’m aware of. You have to understand, everything that is written is kind of bull.”

MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that she’s lie-telling! She’s apparently been in talks with UsWeekly, OK! and People. A source said, “She is part of the talks, I don’t know why she’d go out and say that.”

MiserAlba’s spokesbitch denies that they had talks with magazines before Honor was born, but several publications have expressed interest in the exclusive.

I’m not sure when MiserAlba is going to find the time for a photo shoot. She probably spends her days crying into her pillow person, attacking Cash with a hot razor and screaming at the nanny to “shut that baby up!”