Tori Spelling Had A Baby

June 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Mimi La Rue is not happy about the fact that she has to share her room with Tori Spelling’s new spawn which popped out of her via C-section today. OK! Magazine reports that Tori’s daughter arrived into this cruel world at 3:13pm today. She weighed in at. 6 lbs 8 oz.

Tori and Dean have named her Stella Doreen McDermott. Steeeeeeeeeeeelllaaaaaa! They gave her the middle name of Doreen after Dean’s late mommy. And what about Tori’s mother?! They really should have named their daughter Candy Doreen if they knew what was good for them. Seriously, Tori is basically asking to be disinherited by her mother. Candy Doreen would’ve been the hottest name. Sounds like a gum-chewing, bitch-talking, bouffant-wearing diner waitress. Sigh.

A spokesbitch (Mimi) for Tori said, “She’s here! She’s a healthy baby girl. Tori and baby are resting comfortably.

Resting comfortably” is Hollywood talk for “mommy’s getting lipo and baby’s getting a chemical peel.

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