Naomi Campbell Is Ready For Baby, But Baby Is Not Ready For Her

June 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Supermodel and superbitch Naomi Campbell said that she’s ready to have a baby after having some sort of operation. Naomi wouldn’t say what the operation was or what was it for. She recently had a cyst removed in Brazil, but I don’t know if it has anything to do with that.

She probably had an ovary transplant. Her original ones jumped ship because they didn’t want any part of that fuckery.

Naomi said, “Now I can have a child I would like one. I’m even willing to have one without a father. I know that I am ready. I know that with a baby I would change, I’d calm down. With a child you cannot accept compromises. You have to give your full self.”

And you thought MiserAlba was a grouchy pregnant lady? Imagine Naomi Campbell! I pity the man that chooses to have a baby with her crazy ass! Any man that is willing to deal with a knocked up Naomi is an idiot with a death wish.

If she does have a kid, we’ll have to put our pennies together and send baby a little bullet proof vest and a helmet as a “welcome to the world and good luck” gift!


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