Mischa Barton Is Not A Pretty Little Fairy

June 9, 2008 / Posted by:

Mischa Barton left the Hero Awards yesterday looking like Gay Al at a midsummer circuit party. Gay Al looks hotter in fairy wings. He wears his with pink sequined coochie cutters.

At first, I thought Mischa Barton stepped in dog caca and made her assistant-type pick it off with her bare hands. She would too. Luckily for her assistant, it was only a leaf. Still! That bitch couldn’t have taken it off herself?

Here’s more pictures of Mischa looking like she just disembarked off the short bus.

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