Hollywood’s Newest It Couple

June 9, 2008 / Posted by:

According to Now Magazine, “American socialitePhoebe Price is dating Russell Brand. A witness saw the two on a romantic date in Los Angeles last week. The magazine goes on to say that “32-year-old” Phoebe has been trying to get with 32-year-old Russell since he’s arrived in L.A.

American socialite?! That title belongs to low-rent hags like Parasite Hilton! PP is an international superstar sensation!

You know she made one of her friends put on a brown mop and say “Blimey! I’m Russell Brand!” a lot. Seriously though, PP is too good for Russell Brand! He’ll only break her lil’ chicken cutlet heart. Then she’ll have to hold a press conference and announce that she’s suing him if he doesn’t take her back. Nothing good can come out of this union!

I figured Russell only likes fish. I would’ve never guessed that he likes chicken cutlets too.

Thanks Maya

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