Here Comes Another One

June 9, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

MiserAlba won’t be the only celebwhore with a new baby. Star Magazine reports that Tori the Hutt is about to pop hers out. Tori scheduled her C-section for 11am today at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. She needs to be out of there by 1pm because she has a 2pm lipo and tummy tuck scheduled.

A source said, “The doctors have told her to just relax in the hours leading up to her surgery, but she can’t sit still. She is decorating her room with pink sheets and pink flowers to make sure she welcomes her daughter into a warm environment.” Daughter?! Gulp. May the beauty Gods be with her.

The source went on to say that Tori’s mother, Candy Spelling, is also at the hospital for support. Uh…huh…support. She’s only there because when the baby is born, she’s going to shout, “Congratulations bitch! Yet another baby that won’t see a dime of my cash! Now I’m off to the casino to win more money that you’ll never touch! Toodles!” The Candy Spelling of my imagination is so much hotter than the real thing.

Here’s Tori, creepy husband their baby yesterday in Los Angeles.

Tags: Tori Spelling

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